Conquistador

Conquistador is crazy conspiracy theorist, hailing from Ohio.

Biography
His father used to work on the docks. Then the union went on strike, he was down on his luck. It was tough. His mother worked a diner all day. She said they had to hold on to what they got, it didn't make a difference if they made it or not. They had each other, and that was a lot for love. They gave it a shot.

Shortly after the birth of Conquistador, his father was shot through the heart, and his mother was to blame. They went on the run. Sometimes they slept, sometimes not for days. The people they met just went their separate ways. They walked the streets, a loaded six-string on their backs. They played for keeps, because they might not make it back. They went everywhere, but they stood tall. They saw a million faces, and rocked them all.